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Monday, July 2, 2012

Gujarati April Fool SMS



1st April na 1 Chokro eni mummy ne,
Mummy Mummy kitchen ma nokar nokrani ne kiss kari rahyo che,
Mummy : Hamna eni san thekane lavu chu.
Boy : HA HA HA…April Fool…
E to papa che…

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April Fool..
Dabla Dool..
Dabla ma Pendo..
Tu che Gendo…

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April Fool..
Dabla Dool..
Dabla ma Khajur..
Tu maro Majur…

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April Fool..
Dabla Dool..
Dabla ma Pani..
Tu mari Rani..

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Tame Sara,
Imandar,
Sanskari,
Sundar,
Shushil,
Samajdar,
Pyara,
Khubsurat magaj vala cho,
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Juo aavi afvao kon felavi rahyu che ?
ha ha ha…April Fool…

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I Love U..
Do U Love ME ??
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Em kaheta kaheta Mumtaz mari gai,
Pan Shahjah e koi javab na aapyo,
Km k bichara ne English natu avdtu..
ha ha ha…April Fool…

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13*13*13  etle su thay ??
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vicharo..etlu nathi avdtu ??
ganit ma bahu kacha ho..
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chalo hu j kai dau..
13*13*13 = Surur…….

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Tame sambhalyu ??
Nathi sambhalyu ??
BBC,NDTV,AAJ TAK,biji koi news channel ma ??
k radio ma ?? ema pan nathi sambhalyu ???
To hu kai dau..Aaje 1st April che..
ane tame FOOL ni jem kyar na aa msg vanchi rahya cho..
ha ha ha…April Fool…

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Vicaro jo koi baby africa ma janme
to ena daat no rang kevo hase ??
black ??
na white ??
na hoy… ene daat j na hoy…
ha ha ha April Fool……

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Badha befkufo mate samachar,
Aa thi badha befkufo ne janava ma ave che k,
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Tame to msg evi rite vanchi rahya cho jane tamara mate j hoy,
ha ha ha April Fool…

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Tame bahu CUTE cho..
Aakha world ma tamara jevu koi CUTE nathi,
CUTE etle khabr che ne ?
Creating
Useless
Truble
Everywhere…..
ha ha ha April Fool…..

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Kantalo ave che ?
Su karvu samjatu nathi ?
Just zip open karo,
Zip ni vache hath nakho,
ane Books kadhi ne vanchva lago…..
ha ha ha…April Fool…

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Jyare tame ekla ho evu lage,
Tamari aas pas koi na hoy,
Tamne ghor andhkar sivay kai dekhatu na hoy,
Tyare mari pase avjo,
Hu Eye Specialist pase lai jais……

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31 March hoy k 1 April
Tamara mate koi fark nathi,
Divas bhale ne game te hoy,
Fool to aakhre Fool j rahevana che ne…
Fool ne Happy April Fool day…

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Jamin thi aabh sudhi,aabh thi jamin sudhi,
Jamin thi aabh sudhi,aabh thi jamin sudhi,
Aare pan aagal to kaho..
Hava j hava che…!!
ha ha ha…April Fool….

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Hu tamne khub chahu chu..
Etlu badhu chahu chu k
Duniya maro prem joi ne jali jase..
Em to hu badha ne Ullu banavu chu..
Pn tame jara jaldi bani jao cho…

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Try
Write Message ma jao.
T9 Dictionary or English Dictionary active karo.
ane aa no 27745036650 type karo..
have vancho…

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No….aa msg open nato karvano…
have modu thai gayu..
have thodi var ma aa msg bomb ni jem phuti jase..
0.3
0.2
0.1
na phutyo ???
SMS koi dado na phute…
ha ha ha…April Fool…

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Taru ek Secret khabar padi gai che…
Mane jaldi call kar..
Nai to mare bija ni sathe share karvu padse…
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ha ha ha…April Fool…

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Plz call me…
its urgent..
Tamara Blood ni sakhat jarur che..
Plz na nai padta..
Koi ni jindgi no saval che..
Nai to Gadhedo mari jase…..
ha ha ha…April Fool….

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Apne ketla samay thi mitro chiye..
Mara mat mujab mitro karta pan vadhu chiye..
Tamne su lage che. ??
Mare to tamne have kahi devu che… nathi rahevatu…
Su tame mara Partner banso ??
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Bank Lutva ma……..??
ha ha ha…April Fool….

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Tamne koi Yaad kari rahyu che..
Tamari Yaad ma koi Tadpi rahyu che..
Tamara vagar koi ni Jindgi nakami thai gai che…
Tamne Dil ti koi Miss kari rahyu che..
Kyare ZOO ma pacha jao cho…
Pelu monkey tamne bahu yad kari rahyu che….

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Ek Research evu kahe che k..
Je FOOL loko hoy che e SMS vanchva ma
ena angutha no upyog kare che..
Tame have FOOL bani gaya cho…
To aa msg bija ne forwd kari ne bija ne FOOL banavo….ha ha ha…

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Hu tamne ek…
K…
KI…
KIS…
KISS…
KISSAN Jam ni Bottle apis…eno Jam mast ave che….
ha ha ha…April Fool…..

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I L…
I LO…
I LOV…
I LOVE..
I LOVE U…
I LOVE U VERY MUCH…
Kem k Gandhi ji e kidhu che j JANAVAR ne prem karo….

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Aa msg vanchta nahi..
na vanchta kidhu ne..
nai to thai jase..
su ?
je badha ne thay che.
su ?
je aa umar ma bahu jaldi thai jay che..
su ?
TIME  WASTE !! thai gyo ne..
ha ha ha April Fool…..

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Aa ek jaddu che..
Press karo ne tamaro PHOTO juo..
1
2
3
4
5
Surprise…Tame April Fool bani gaya cho…

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????
F$$$
FO$$
FOO$
FOOL
fool
fooL
Haju su button dabave che….April Fool…

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Khush khabri…..
Tamara mate me ek navi Film ma roll book karavyo che..
Bahu moti Film che..
Tamare tema fakt pani ma tarva nu che..
Te Film nu name che..
Gai Bhes Pani ma…ha..ha..ha..
April Fool..

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Jyare tu arisa ni same ave che..
Tyare Ariso kahe che…

Sundar…Sundar..

Jyare tu arisa thi dur jay che..
Tyare ariso k che..

April Fool April Fool….

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Teacher – hajri puru chu..
Chagan..
Yes.
Magan..
Yes.
Chotu..
Yes.
Gadheda..
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Gadheda..
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Button su dabave che Yes bol tari vari che…

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1satya – tame tamara hotho ne tamari jibh ti touch nathi kari sakta.
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2satya –  aa vanchi ne tamara jeva 99.99 % loko check kari ne jose..

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Ek Super Sher…..






Tamari pase hoy to send karo ne yar……….

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hehehe.. April fool…..

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