GUJJU SMILES comedy - Gujarati Jokes - ગુજરાતી કોમેડી - હસો અને હસાવો.

~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.. 
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe!
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only 1 cast have,
Yes, its GUJARATI..
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA 
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Shayari:
Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe!
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