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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Best Gujarati Funny SMS


Papa – taru result su avyu ?
Son – principal no chokro fail thyo.
Papa – taru ?
Son – pela major no chokro pn fail thyo.
Papa – pn taru su thyu ?
Son – pela Dr no chokro pn
Papa – gadheda hu taru puchu chu.
Son – to tme kya mota prime ministor cho to tamaro chokro pass thai jay.

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Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,

madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.

Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.

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Pal ma bhulay te prit na kevay,

Aapni yaad na aave te meet na kevay,

Ame tamne prem thi sandesho mokliye,

Ane tane reply na karo a tamari rit na kevay.

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Derasar,
Mandir,
Gurudwara,
Charch,
Masjid
Jya tamari shradha hoy tya jao pn,
.
.
CHAPPAL to dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.

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Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,
Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,
Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..
Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !

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police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????
thodu vicharya pa6i



To halo garba chalu karo

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Teacher – raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata?
Raju – saheb potpotna ghare thi.

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8888888
8888888
8888888
8888888
su juo cho ??
100 gm magfadi 6,
foli ne pachi moklo,
navra j cho ne….

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Bapu potanu result joi ne,
.
Wt ???
.
.
hu fail ???
ne e pn English ma ??
.
.
.
Unpossible…!!

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Indian cinema ma sau ti pela konu email id banyu htu ?
.
Nathi khabar???
.
Shammi kapoor,
.
Kmk ene sauti pela kidhu hatu…
YAHOO….

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3 inda (eggs) niche pdya,
Pn ema thi 2 j futya,
km ?
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.
.
.
Thay kyarek evu,
Tame tension na lo,
Msg fwd kro..
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Chikan masala banava mate apne joise
chikan – 1 kilo,
tameta – 5,
masalo – packet,
mithu – svad anusar,
dungli – hesiat anusar…

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Rajnikant ne naresh kanodia vache have dosti thai gai 6,
Have eni ek gujarati film avani 6,
Name 6 – ” Shaher no robo ne gam no dobo “

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Gamda na premi e premika mate shayri kari,
Su tari chal ne su tari leela?
Su tari chal ne su tari leela?
Hu taro ‘TEESMARKHAN’ ne tu mari ‘SHEELA’.

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Glass Undho karo to pani bahar Aavse,
.
.
Hu Atyare FREE Chhu….
.
MSG to Aava j Aavse…!!

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Khatarnak andhari rat ma,
12 vage…
1 bhoot bija bhoot ne samjavto hato,
.
Dar nai aa tara dimag no vahem 6.
Rajnikat vajnikant jevu kai nathi hotu.

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Sardar mirror leva gya.

aani su gurentee 6?

Shopkepr : aa ne 100 ma floor thi feko to e 99 sudhi futse nai.

Sardar : wow ! pack kri do.

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Girl :- Hu mari jaav to.?
Boy :- To hu Gando thai javu.
Girl :- Tu beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.?
Boy :- Are Gandi, GANDO to game te kare….!!!!!

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Dariya Kinare Beto 6u,

Pawan Nahi To Pawan Ni Leher To Aavse,

Hu Ena Prem Ma Padyo 6u,

E Nahi To Eni Frnd To Avse.

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Cha ( Tea) ni PATTI ne,

( Husband) PATI ma shu samanta ?

.
.
Bey na Nasib ma

Ukalvanu, ne E pan  ’Baira’ ..O na Hathe…!

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1 kahevat…

HASYA TENA GHAR VASYA ‘ Pan aa kahevat par ek sawal 6

GHAR VASYA PACHHI KETLA HASYA…?

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Su tamne kyarey shardi thai che ?

Nathi thai.

Kyarey nahi thai ?

Sorry ho.

Bhul thai gai.

Shardi to nak hoy to thai ne.

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Bapu : Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,

Mobil shope walo : Memory card 6?

Bapu : Na memory card nathi,

Ration card chalshe..?

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Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,

Wah Wah,

Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,

Wah Wah,

ACP bolyo,

Daya pani ni motar bandh kar taki chalkai gai.

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B: darling suti hoy to sapnu mokal,

Jagti hoy to yaad mokal,

Hasti hoy to khusi mokal,

Radti hoy to aansu mokal,

G: vasan ghasu
6u  ’AETHAVAD’ moklu.??

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Meg pr thati vato nu nam chating 6,
Meg pr thati vato nu nam chating 6,
Sahid say to John :
Limit ma reje vini same na joto ema apnu seting 6.

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Daru na lidhe barbad thayel Bapu e kasam khadi,

Ne ghar mati daru ni khali botalu fekva lagya,

Peli feki bolya – tara lidhe mari nokri gai,

Biji feki – tara lidhe maru ghar gayu,

Triji feki – tara lidhe mari bairu gyu,

Choti bhareli nikli,

Kahe tu side ma avi ja ama taro koi vank nati.

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Dr – 3 dat km tuti gya?
Bapu – wife e banaveli sukhdi khadi ti,
Dr – to na padi devay ne,
Bapu – to 32 e 32 pdi jat.

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