Gujarati Fun SMS

Ha kaheso to tamari dosti swikaris,

Na kaheso to mahenat karis,

Jyare pn tamara layak banis,

Tyare fari offer karis,

Pn heran to 100% tamne j kris.

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Prem su 6 ???

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Kya ti khabr hoy ??

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Apne khali line marta avde.

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Jivan ma pragati krva mate hamesa,

Mahan vykti na pgle chalvu joie.

Tamare pragati krvi hoy to,

Hu savare – sanje chalva niklu 6u,

Jarur LABH leso.

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Aa vakhte ganpati ma maja avse,

Wah Wah

Aa vakhte ganpati ma maja avse,

Wah Wah

ACP bolya daya DJ krvu pdse,

Visarjan ma apno MAAL avse.

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Chokro chokri ne jova gyo,

Thodi vat chit pachi pela e puchyu,

Tamne English fave?

Chokri sarmai ne ha soda sathe hoy to fave.

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Daru na lidhe barbad thayel Bapu e kasam khadi ne

ghar mati daru ni khali botalu fekva lagya,

Peli feki bolya – tara lidhe mari nokri gai,

Biji feki – tara lidhe maru ghar gayu,

Triji feki – tara lidhe mari bairu gyu,

Choti bhareli nikli kahe tu side ma avi ja ama taro koi vank nai.

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B: lipstik sri 6.

G: thanx.

B: nice dress.

G: thnx.

B: nice jewellary.

G: thnx bhaiya.

B: to pn tu sari nati lagti.

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2 lover park ma beta pizza khata ta,

Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,

Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?

Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6.

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Tu chapal hamesa mochi pase sivdav,

Wah Wah !

Tu chapal hamesa mochi pase sivdav,

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Acp : daya kyarek to cha pivdav.

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Chokri : chokro kvo 6?

Bhai : nature saro che.

bba kryu che.film na hero jevo dekhay 6.

C : wow kai film?

B : Pipli Live.

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Bapu na mathe thi loi nikaltu hatu,

Jivlo – bapu aa hu thyu?

Bapu – ola dhanji e dandio maryo.

Jivlo – to tamara hath ma kai notu bapu ?

Bapu – hatu ne enu bairu.!

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Teacher : sangit n disco ma su fer ?

Student : bane ma pag ti matha sudi no fer.

T : kai rite ?

S : sangit ma loko mathu halave ne disco ma pag.

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Man ungh aav h toy mu jagu hu,

Wah Wah,

Man ungh aav h toy mu jagu hu,

Wah Wah,

ACP : alya daya, yad h, mu tari jode poch rupia magu hu.

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He Bhagvan !

Je Loko Mane SMS Nathi Karta,

Ena Mobile Ni Switcho Bagdi Jay,

Free SMS Pura Thai jay,

Miss Call Updi Jay,

Hath Mathi Mobile Pani Ma Padi Jay,

Chalu Gadi Ma Phone Par Vaat Karta Police Pakdi Jay,

Ratre Eni Premika Tene Sapna Ma Aavi Ne Rakhdi Bandhi Jay.

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Sundar chokri na prem ma ame dubi gaya,

Wah wah,

Sundar chokri na prem ma ame dubi gaya,

Wah wah,

Result avyu pachi khbr pdi k ame to 2 ma udi gya.

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Bandheli muti mati ret kharti jay 6,

Wah wah,

Bandheli muti mati ret kharti jay 6,

Wah wah,

Abhijit : yar daya, divse divse aa ACP ni MATHAKUT vadhti jay 6.

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Varsad ma tu km nati nato,

wah wah,

Varsad ma tu km nati nato,

wah wah,

ACP kahe daya VIMAL lav hu MIRAJ nati khato.

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Sravan spl,

Mast mosam 6 varsad no mahino 6,

Mast mosam 6 varsad no mahino 6,

ACP kahe daya aa dead body tu pakad mare sravan mahino 6.

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1 sardar jungle ma bhulo padyo,

Aadivasi malya,

s : mara pela koi sardar ahi avela?

a : ha

s : e kvo hato?

a : TESTY !!

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Gami te mali nahi,

Mali te faavi nahi,

Favi teni sathe maja aavi nahi,

Ane maja aavi te kayam mate rahi nahi,

TENU NAM NAUKRI.

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Loko kahe 6 k  Hasya tena ghar vasya!

Parantu e kon jane chhe k

Ghar vasya pachhi ketla hasya.?

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Bapu ghare late gaya,

Bije divse dosto e puchyu bhabi kai bolya?

Bapu : na re e su bole,

Aam pn mare 2 dat padavana j hata.

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Popat Betho 6 Daal Par,

Aansu Pade 6 Rumal Par,

Hu To Fida 6u Tari Chal Par,

Pachi Kem Na Pade 2 Gaal Par.

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Prem to amare pan karvo hato,

Pn vat khas thai nai,

Tajmahal to amare pan bhanavo hato,

Pn afsoss ke loan pas thai nai..!

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Jivan ma JAS nathi,

Prem ma RAS nathi;

Dhandha ma KAS nathi,

Javu chhe swarg ma,

pan eni koi BUS nathi.

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Daria jetlo syllabus,

Nadi jetlu samjave,

Kuva jetlu samjay,

Dol jetlu puchhay,

Dabla jetlu aavde,

Tipa jetla mark ave.

Kon samjave mom ne ke 40% kem ave.

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Hu radu 6u tyare mara aansu koine dekhata nathi,

Hu dukhi thav 6u tyare mari taklif koine dekhati nathi,

Jyare hu hasu 6u tyare mari muskurahat koine dekhati nathi,

Pn salla,chhokari sathe faru 6u tyare aakhi duniya joy le 6.

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Red Cross Ma 1 Bhai E 100Vakhat Blood Aapi Record Karyo,

Red Cross ValaE Eni Patni Nu Shaal Odhadi Sanman karyu.

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Ne Kidhu TAME PIDHU NAI TO ENE DIDHU NE.

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maf krjo vatavarn khrab che.

tame pn dhyan rakhjo.

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Koi ne prem karo to keta nai,

Koi tamara prem ma pade to keta nai,

K vay 6 k prem no sambandh resham ni dori jevo hoy 6,

Pachi e dori pr koi KAPADA sukve to k ta nai.

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