Jivan ma JAS nathi,
Prem ma RAS nathi;
Dhandha ma KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg ma,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.
-----------------------------------
Petrol na
bhav vadhva pr bapu bolya:
Apan ne kai farak na pade,
.
.
.
Pela y hu 100 nu puravto aje y hu 100 nu puravu 6u.
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Ek Bapu
Mumbai aavya,
Chopati
par Gaya ne Thodu English Aavdatu Hatu
etle
dariyo joine Bolya : “NICE”,
E joine
Baa Sarmaya ane Bolya:
“Tame
Nahso to huin pan nais”
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1 doctor
eni jindgi nu pelu operation kari ne bar avyo,
pachi
niche besi mathu upr kri ne bolyo,
‘He meldi
ma..! mari peli bhet swikarjo…!!’
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Ek Manas e
Bapu ne kahyu, ” Mari Patni Devi Che”
Bapu:
“Devi to Mare pan che pan koi leva valu nathi”
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Operation
krya pachi
dardi –
have mane rog mukt thai gyo ne?
othr –
beta dr. niche rai gya hu Yamraj chu.
--------------------------------------------------
Bapu
POSTMAN mate interview aapva gya..
Saval puchhano ke Pruthvi thi Chandra nu antar ketlu?
Saval puchhano ke Pruthvi thi Chandra nu antar ketlu?
Bapu: Jo
Tya Tapal aapva javanu hoy to Nokri ni 1,2 ne sada 3 ho.
---------------------------------------------
Chintu ek
bank ma khatu kholava gyo.
Form ma ek
column hati.
Bank ma
katu kholavanu reason ?
Chintu e
lakhyu : Tamari khubsurat cashier.
---------------------------------------------
Sardar
mirror leva gya.
aani su
gurentee 6?
Shopkepr :
aa ne 100 ma floor thi feko to e 99 sudhi futse nai.
Sardar :
wow ! pack kri do.
--------------------------------------------
Bapu car
loan leva gaya.
Bapu :
mare kya document apva padse ?
Manager :
koi j document nai. khali 5 bapu na nam apo jene loan bharpai kari hoy.
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Maru haiyu
koi pr vari gayu,
Maru haiyu
koi pr vari gayu,
.
.
Haiyu gyu
tel leva pn aapnu India hari gyu.
------------------------------------------------
Bapu ni
deli pase bhikhari jamva beto
Bapu : su
karas?
Bhikhari :
khau chu
Bapu :
rotli kori km khas? Ghi lagadi dau?
Bhikhari:
na kal shak garm karva didhu tu e haju nati avyu.
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Bapu daru
pi ne talu kholta ta,
Pan hath
dhrujta ta etle khultu natu,
Ek bhai :
lavo kholi apu,
Bapu :
talu to hu kholi lais tu makan pakad.
---------------------------------------------
hokri ne
jova gyela chokra vala : amaru bahu sanskari kutumb 6,
Dikri tane
Ramayan,Gita, Mahabharat na shloko avde 6 ?
Chokri :
Ji, hu apne Ramayan ane gita na 2 -4 shlok hamna gai batavu 6u,
Mahabharat
tmara ghare avi ne karish.
--------------------------------------------
Bapu AK47
lai ne darvaje ubha.
Ba : bapu
kai baju halya?
Bapu :
vagh no sikhar karva.
Ba : to
jao ne
Bapu : kvi
rite jau bahar kutru ubhu che…
-----------------------------------------------
Bapu cycle
ni break lai ne nachta hata…
Koi e
puchyu bapu aa su karo cho??
Bapu :
Break Dance….
---------------------------------------------
Ek bus ma
college ni badhi girls chadi gai ne bus full,
Conductor
: no more..
Bapu : wah
dhel dhel badhi chadavi ne ame avya to no mor ..!!
-------------------------------------------------
Bhikahri :
seth 5 rupia apo ne,
Bapu : 100
ni note che tari pase 95 chuta che,?
Bhikhari :
ha
Bapu : to
sala bhikhari pela e vapar ne
-------------------------------------------------
Bhoot rat
ko viraniyo me q ghumta hai ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
Java do ne
yar e tamari personal matter 6e..
Jya Marji
pade faro..
-----------------------------------------------
Ranubha:
bapu uto bhukamp aivo se,
Akhu ghar
hale se,
Natubha:
ala chani muni no hui ja,
Ghar pade
to makan malik nu apne to bhadut 6iye..
------------------------------------------------
Santa :
kam vali shanti ne bolav
Wife :
kem?
Santa :
doctr e kidhu che rate dava lai ne santi sate sui javanu..
----------------------------------------
1970 ni
mummy ena chokra ne
Apana
dharm ni chokri sate lagan karje,
1980 apna
gyati ni,
1990 apna
level ni,
2000 apna
desh ni,
2012 haram
khor lagan chokri sate j karje..
--------------------------------------------
Chahat ne
hu mara dil ma j rakhu chu,
Ansu ne
nayan thi alag rakhu chu,
Virah ma
Milan ni zankhna to juo,
Mane bhuli
janar ni hu “Waat” lagadi dau chu..
------------------------------------------------------
GEB ma
vacancy che,
Pagar
42,600/- nokri karvi hoy to javab apjo
Mahenat nu
kam nati
Bas vijli
na taro par bhinu kapdu mari dhul saf karvani che…
----------------------------------------------------
Dhirubhai
: Hello,Dhiru bolu chu.
Ratan: Kon bolo,sambhdatu nathi.
Dhiru: Dhiru bolu chu Dhiru.
Ratan :Jakh marava Dhiru bole che,jor thi bolne…
Ratan: Kon bolo,sambhdatu nathi.
Dhiru: Dhiru bolu chu Dhiru.
Ratan :Jakh marava Dhiru bole che,jor thi bolne…
---------------------------------------------------
Every
second God remembers u,
Every
minute God bless u,
Every hour
God cares for u,
Beause
every day I pray to God that
“Magaj
Vinanu Parcel che Sachavje Prabhu”
-----------------------------------------------------
1sardar –
100 rs pr lakhelo no dial karto to,
2sardar –
aa su kare che?
1sardar –
jou chu k Gandhi ji to gaya pan eno mobile koni pase che.??
---------------------------------------------------
Have pachi
mara cell per 1 pan sms joie nai….
.
.
.
.
Avu tamne
koi divas kidhu che???
.
.
.
.
To pachi
sms kem mokalta nathi ???
------------------------------------------------------
Jo tamare
pragati karvi hoy too..,,
tO
To
tO
To
to
TO
karo ne
ema kai khotu nati……..
-------------------------------------------------------
Nazar thi
nazar male to puch jo kem che?
Nazar
jukavi hase to samjo prem che,
Pan…
Kamar
zukavi “Sandal” utare to samjo k
Bhagvu
pade tem che…
--------------------------------------------
3 sardar
picnic par gaya
Tya jai ne
yad avyu “Papsi” bhuli gaya
Naki karyu
k sauti nano sardar jai ne pepsi lai ave,
Nano
sardar : hu 1 shart par jais,
Tame loko
mara ava sudi samosa nai khao
Sardar :
thik che
2 kalak
thai gya, 3 kalak thai gya,
Nano sardar
na avyo.
Sardar e
vicharyu have samosa khai leva joie jya samosu upadyu
Nano
sardar jad par thi bolyo jo avu karso to hu nai jau…
--------------------------------------------------
Ek bhai ni
patni khovai gai ,
Tethi te
bhagvan ram ne prathna karto hato,,
Bhagvane
darshan api ne kidhu,
Baju ma
hanuman ji nu mandir che tya ja,
Mari patni
khovai gait yare hanuman ji e j tene sodhi api hati..
-----------------------------------------------------
Ubta jivan
na tame swas cho..
Kahu kem k
tame kaik khas cho..
Tame phul
nahi pan jamin par ugtu ghas cho…
Sachu j
kahu to tame ek moto tras cho…
----------------------------------------------------
Makan ne
nathi nariya,
Chappal ne
nathi tariya,
Ferve gaam
na gariya,
Pachi gane
jail na saliya,
To pan
bhai sahib bole aapne to moje dariya…
-------------------------------------------
Bapu bidi
pita hata..
magan: bapu tamari bidi mathi dhumada kem nathi nikalta..
bapu: te na nikle aa to CNG bidi chee..ha..ha..ha
magan: bapu tamari bidi mathi dhumada kem nathi nikalta..
bapu: te na nikle aa to CNG bidi chee..ha..ha..ha
-------------------------------------------
Ek sardar
aapghat karva jai rahyo hato …
koiye
puchhyu kem aapghat karva jaay chhe
sardar
……mari patni mara mitra sathe bhagi gayee
chhe ane
hunn mara mitra vagar jivi nai saku…
-------------------------------------------------
Bhikhari
………sheth 12 rupiya aapo ne coffee piva javi chhe
sheth ….12
rupiya kem ..coffee na to 6 rs ..j chhe
bhikhari
….pan saheb girlfreind pan bhegi chhe..
sheth
……bhikhari thaine gf..?
bhikhari
…..sheth …girlfriend e bhaikhari banavi didho ……
------------------------------------------
Kale badhi
school , colleges , offices ma raja hase,
Badha ne
kahi do..
Karan :
rozy miss no kutro mari gayo…aaaooooo…
-------------------------------------
Bhakt :
baba koi evi nokri batavo jya kam na karvu pade, loko enu kam jate kare ane
mane paisa pan de.
Baba : ja
beta SULABH SAUCHALAY…
--------------------------------------
Sardar
pariksa room na darvaje ubha ubha paper lakhta hata,
Koi e
puchyu ahi darvaja par exam kem aapo cho ?
Sardar :
are bevkuf aa entrance exam che..
-------------------------------------------------
Santa ek
makan ne hotel mani andar ghusya ane jor thi boom mari ne order apyo : ek lassi
lavjo..
Tya table
pachal bethel manase kahyu : shhhh…aa library che..
Santa e
mafi magi ane dhime thi kahyu : ek lassi lavjo…
--------------------------------------------------
Tarak
maheta special..
Unche ped
pe ugta hai papita,
Unche ped
pe ugta hai papita,
Jetha no
favourite maal che babita…
---------------------------------------------------
Shastro ma
lakhyu che k pati patni rath na 2 paida saman che,
Be mathi
ek ne taklif thay to rath chali sake nahi,
Etle kahyu
che k Spair Wheel taiyar rakho.
---------------------------------------------------
jo kartik
calling kartik low budget film hot to ??
enu name su hot ???
enu name su hot ???
kartik
miscaling kartik..
---------------------------------------------
Santa ne
Gadheda per Collage javano Shokh..!!!
Thoda
varso pachhi Santa ne Ekalu javu padyu……
Puchho
Kem….???
Kaaran K,
Gadhedu
Graduate thai gayo..!!!
-------------------------------------------------
A teacher
to boy: Dharo k tamara left pocket ma 1000rs chhe,
ane right
pocket ma 100rs chhe to
tame shu
vicharso?
BOY: salu
aa pent konu chhe ???
-----------------------------------------------
Baa – Me
aaje talkiz ma PAA movie joyu.
Bapu – Are dobi gai ti to aakhu joi ne j avu hatu ne….
Bapu – Are dobi gai ti to aakhu joi ne j avu hatu ne….
------------------------------------------------
pappu
…………mom have hu school e nai jav …
mom………….kem?
papu……….nokari karis..
mom ……tu 4th standard ma chhe tu kyu kaam karis ..?
papu …….hu 3rd standard ni chhokriyo na tution karis .!
mom………….kem?
papu……….nokari karis..
mom ……tu 4th standard ma chhe tu kyu kaam karis ..?
papu …….hu 3rd standard ni chhokriyo na tution karis .!
---------------------------------------------------
Kone kithu
Gujarati bhasha seli che???
Khali jagya HA ke NA thi bharo.
Khali jagya HA ke NA thi bharo.
1.__Hu
mans nathi.
2.__Hu J
murakh chhu.
3.__maro
koi ilaaj nathi.
4.__Hu J
pagal chhu.
---------------------------------------------
o
“TITANIC” picture koi gujarati director banave to enu naam su rakhe ?
“Naavdi
Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma “
--------------------------------------------------
Mausam
badlayo ane thandak thai gai,
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai…
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai…
----------------------------------------------------
Ramta
ramta thodi majak thai gai,
Pahela
mulakat ane pachi vat thai gai,
Vicharta
hata k kevi hase paheli dosti,
Tame malya
ane magaj ni to Pathari Fari gai…….
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