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Girl: vadal ma tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad na aavathi tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad ni bundo ma tari yaad aave 6…

Boy: Bas bas, khabar 6 tari 6tri mari pase che, moklavi daish bapa….

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Bapu: Hu aapni 25th Aniiversary ma tamne Aandaman Nikobar lai jaish..

Wife: wow! ane 50th Anniversary ma??

Bapu: tane pachhi lai java aavish…

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Teacher- Microsoft products na nam bolo..

Santa – “MS Word, MS Excel, MS Power point”.. thodi var vichari ne pachi…

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MS Dhoni…

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Ravan ne pet ma apacho thai gayo.

doctor pase gayo pn darvaja mathi andar ghusatu natu 10matha nadta hata

receptionist-5 matha bahar muki dyo thodi var mate
ravan 5 matha bahar mukine andar gayo doc ne kahyu,pet ma maja nathi reti
doc-thay j ne! Incoming 10 6e and outgoing 1 k j 6e to.ato rehvanu!

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Petrol pump par

Petrol Pump Attendant : Ketla nu puru?

Me : 10 rs nu nakhi de. aag lagavi che

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1 var bapu bank ma paisa jama karava gya,

Officer – note fateli 6 biji apo,

Bapu – hu mara a.c. ma jama kravu chu fateli hoy k nvi tare su?

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Fulo ma ketla rang hoy 6,
Hava ma ketla tarang hoy 6,
Tamne joya tyare samjayu,
Duniya ma keva keva nang hoy 6.

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Teacher – ` varsh ma ketli rat hoy 6?

Smart santa – 10 rat hoy 6.

T – 10 kevi rite?

S – 9 ratri ane shiv ratri

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Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?

Jivlo – ketie y 6.

Bapu – ena kapda leto av

Jivlo – km bapu?

Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.

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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya

Banta – e kvi rite?

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Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..

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1 sharabi mari rahyo hto.

Bhagvan pragat thya ne puchyu – koi akhri icha?

Sharabi – Prabhu avta janam ma dat bhale 1 j apje pn liver 32 apje.

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Rajni – mari pase nam 6,paisa 6, takat 6,tari pase su 6?

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Naresh kanodia – Bapu, apdi pase to 1000 vigha ma dungli na khetar 6.

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?

Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na

C – Come

O – On

L – Lets

L – Love

E – Every

G – Girl

E – Everyday

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Teacher – kaho joi semester system no su faydo 6?

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Student – Faydo hoy k na hoy vars ma 2 var bejjati jarur thai jay 6.

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Pati – Jo mane lotri lage to tu su kre?

Patni – Hu addhu inam lai ne hamesh mate jati rau.

Pati – bau saras, mane 50 rs ni lotri lagi 6, le tara 25 rs ane chalti tha.

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Kaka valand pase gya.

valand – kaka val ketla tuka rakhu?

kaka – tari kaki na hath ma na ave etla kri nakh.

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Ravan – bidi 6?

Hanuman – nti.

Ram – khotu su krva bole 6 ?

H – Prabhu tme na bolso, ena 10 matha 6, akhu bandle pi jase.

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Santa bakri charavto to.

Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6 ?

S – School lai jav 6u.

B – Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.? aje to Sunday 6.

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Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6.

Banta – pn hu nai joi sku.

Santa – km?

Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.

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Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?

Sakvalo – 20 na 500

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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.

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Teacher- Jo Tame 001 Dial Karo To Shu Thay?

Pin2- police Jip reverse gear ma Aave Biju Shu… ?

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Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,

“See u in the evening”

Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,

dhamki kone de 6 ?

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Gujarati chokro form bharta papa ne

Papa mother tongue ma su lakhu ?

Papa – lakhi nakh ‘Very Long’

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Gabbar – Ye mobile muje dede Thakurrrrr….

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Thakur – Hal hve hath pag ni masti kare tya sudhi barabr baki mobile ni masti na hoy.

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Papa – taru result su avyu ?

Son – principal no chokro fail thyo.

Papa – taru ?

Son – pela major no chokro pn fail thyo.

Papa – pn taru su thyu ?

Son – pela Dr no chokro pn

Papa – gadheda hu taru puchu chu.

Son – to tme kya mota prime ministor cho to tamaro chokro pass thai jay.

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Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,

madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.

Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.

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Derasar,

Mandir,

Gurudwara,

Charch,

Masjid

Jya tamari shradha hoy tya jao pn,

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CHAPPAL to dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.

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Santa e Aish ne call kryo,

Santa – Pahechan kaun ??

Aish – no idea

Santa – Then get idea.

Var akha gam ma keto fare 6 get idea ne baira pase j idea nati. ?

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Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,

Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,

Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..

Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !

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police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????

thodu vicharya pa6i

To halo garba chalu karo

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Teacher – raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata?

Raju – saheb potpotna ghare thi.

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Indian cinema ma sau ti pela konu email id banyu htu ?

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Nathi khabar???

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Shammi kapoor,

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Kmk ene sauti pela kidhu hatu…

YAHOO….

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Rajnikant ne naresh kanodia vache have dosti thai gai 6,

Have eni ek gujarati film avani 6,

Name 6 – ” Shaher no robo ne gam no dobo “

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Gamda na premi e premika mate shayri kari,

Su tari chal ne su tari leela?

Su tari chal ne su tari leela?

Hu taro ‘TEESMARKHAN’ ne tu mari ‘SHEELA’.

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Sardar mirror leva gya.

aani su gurentee 6?

Shopkepr : aa ne 100 ma floor thi feko to e 99 sudhi futse nai.

Sardar : wow ! pack kri do.

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T – bhul thay tyare mafi mage ene su kvy ?

S – samjdar

T – bhul na hoy to pn mafi mage ene su kvy ?

S – Boyfriend..

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Cha ( Tea) ni PATTI ne,

( Husband) PATI ma shu samanta ?

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Bey na Nasib ma

Ukalvanu, ne E pan  ’Baira’ ..O na Hathe…!

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1 kahevat…

HASYA TENA GHAR VASYA ‘ Pan aa kahevat par ek sawal 6

GHAR VASYA PACHHI KETLA HASYA…?

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Bapu : Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,

Mobil shope walo : Memory card 6?

Bapu : Na memory card nathi,

Ration card chalshe..?

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Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,

Wah Wah,

Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,

Wah Wah,

ACP bolyo,

Daya pani ni motar bandh kar taki chalkai gai.

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B: darling suti hoy to sapnu mokal,

Jagti hoy to yaad mokal,

Hasti hoy to khusi mokal,

Radti hoy to aansu mokal,

G: vasan ghasu

6u  ’AETHAVAD’ moklu.??

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Meg pr thati vato nu nam chating 6,

Meg pr thati vato nu nam chating 6,

Sahid say to John :

Limit ma reje vini same na joto ema apnu seting 6.

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Daru na lidhe barbad thayel Bapu e kasam khadi,

Ne ghar mati daru ni khali botalu fekva lagya,

Peli feki bolya – tara lidhe mari nokri gai,

Biji feki – tara lidhe maru ghar gayu,

Triji feki – tara lidhe mari bairu gyu,

Choti bhareli nikli,

Kahe tu side ma avi ja ama taro koi vank nati.

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Dr – 3 dat km tuti gya?

Bapu – wife e banaveli sukhdi khadi ti,

Dr – to na padi devay ne,

Bapu – to 32 e 32 pdi jat.

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Jivan ma pragati krva mate hamesa,

Mahan vykti na pgle chalvu joie.

Tamare pragati krvi hoy to,

Hu savare – sanje chalva niklu 6u,

Jarur LABH leso.

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Aa vakhte ganpati ma maja avse,

Wah Wah

Aa vakhte ganpati ma maja avse,

Wah Wah

ACP bolya daya DJ krvu pdse,

Visarjan ma apno MAAL avse.

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Chokro chokri ne jova gyo,

Thodi vat chit pachi pela e puchyu,

Tamne English fave?

Chokri sarmai ne ha soda sathe hoy to fave.

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Bapu na mathe thi loi nikaltu hatu,

Jivlo – bapu aa hu thyu?

Bapu – ola dhanji e dandio maryo.

Jivlo – to tamara hath ma kai notu bapu ?

Bapu – hatu ne enu bairu.!

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gf – chand kya 6?

bf – 2 6. 1 upr ane 1 tu.

marriage pachi,

ptni – chand kya 6?

pati – badi 60? tya upr su taro bapo tourch lai ne ubho 6 ?

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Sundar chokri na prem ma ame dubi gaya,

Wah wah,

Sundar chokri na prem ma ame dubi gaya,

Wah wah,

Result avyu pachi khbr pdi k ame to 2 ma udi gya.

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Bandheli muti mati ret kharti jay 6,

Wah wah,

Bandheli muti mati ret kharti jay 6,

Wah wah,

Abhijit : yar daya, divse divse aa ACP ni MATHAKUT vadhti jay 6.

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Varsad ma tu km nati nato,

wah wah,

Varsad ma tu km nati nato,

wah wah,

ACP kahe daya VIMAL lav hu MIRAJ nati khato.

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Sravan spl,

Mast mosam 6 varsad no mahino 6,

Mast mosam 6 varsad no mahino 6,

ACP kahe daya aa dead body tu pakad mare sravan mahino 6.

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1 sardar jungle ma bhulo padyo,

Aadivasi malya,

s : mara pela koi sardar ahi avela?

a : ha

s : e kvo hato?

a : TESTY !!

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Loko kahe 6 k  Hasya tena ghar vasya!

Parantu e kon jane chhe k

Ghar vasya pachhi ketla hasya.?

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Bapu ghare late gaya,

Bije divse dosto e puchyu bhabi kai bolya?

Bapu : na re e su bole,

Aam pn mare 2 dat padavana j hata.

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Prem to amare pan karvo hato,

Pn vat khas thai nai,

Tajmahal to amare pan bhanavo hato,

Pn afsoss ke loan pas thai nai..!

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