Gujarati Insult SMS

Pal ma bhulay te prit na kevay,

Aapni yaad na aave te meet na kevay,

Ame tamne prem thi sandesho mokliye,

Ane tane reply na karo a tamari rit na kevay.

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Su tamne kyarey shardi thai che ?

Nathi thai.

Kyarey nahi thai ?

Sorry ho.

Bhul thai gai.

Shardi to nak hoy to thai ne.

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Payal ti payal ni zankar sundar 6,

Prem ti prem no anubhav sundar 6,

Loko kahe 6 aap sundar 60,

Pn tamara karta tamaro swabhav sundar 6.

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B: lipstik sri 6.

G: thanx.

B: nice dress.

G: thnx.

B: nice jewellary.

G: thnx bhaiya.

B: to pn tu sari nati lagti.

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2 lover park ma beta pizza khata ta,

Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,

Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?

Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6.

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Namaskar !!

Jivta ho to 1 sms mokljo,

Upr gaya hoy to varsad mokljo,

Swarg ma ho to apsra mokljo,

Ane narak ma ho to Enjoy yr self !!

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Hathi,gaay ne gadhedo ma bahas thati ti,

k kon best 6.

Hati – hu bhare saman upadhu 6u.

Gaay – hu dudh apu 6u.

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.

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Kaik bol yar tari vari 6.

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Jo tamari pase..

koi saro SMS hoy

to..

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jaldi thi…

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ene paper ma lakhi..

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fold kari cover ma nakhi..

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kabat ma lock kari ne rakhi do..

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kyak bhul thi send na thai jay…

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Pani ma tarvani machli ni style,

Hava ma udvani popat ni style,

Nava msg moklva ni mari style,

Ane free ma msg vanchvani tamari style.

Wah wah wah..

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Mara vise jani ne su karso?

Parichay che mandir ma devo ne maro,

Ane masjido ma khuda olkhe che,

Nati maru vaktitva chanu koi thi,

Tamara pratape badha olkhe che.

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5 pakshi zad ni dali par betha hata,

Shikari 1 ne mari nakhyu ne, 3 udi gaya.

To Pan 1 pakshi bethu rahyu

Kem ??

Bas tamari jem.

Khoti hosiyari mare biju su.

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Bread na batka ne katka k vay,

Nakhra kare ene latka k vay,

SMS na kare ene kadka k vay,

Atlu vanchi ne pachi pn SMS na kare ene NAK na NAKTA k vay…

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Koina SMS aavta atki gaya,

Bhar nindar mathi ame jabki gaya,

Amara mukh par shabdo avi gaya Ke,

He bhagvan amne aa keva kanjus loko batki gaya…

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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,

tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.

Hu vicharu chhu betho betho

ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe

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Mitro…

Modha pr hath fervo

Ha barabr

Nak jevu kai adu ave che?

?

?

?

Jo avtu hoy to  1 sms karo..

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Chand ne lavu tara chok ma,

Gulab ni pakhdi lagavu tara hoth ma,

Hira no har paheravu tari dok ma,

Pan hamna tu mari pattar thok ma…

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Khobo bhari ne vahal moklu chu,

Dil thi Dil no sawal moklu chu,

Aaj nathi tamaro msg k call,

Kem yad nathi avti k pachi tamara mate thoda kaju badam moklu…….

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Bolo nahi to chalse,
Haso nahi to chalse,
SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame Msg vanch so a bus che……..

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Ek glas thandu pani lo

Ema limda na ful nakho,

2 kalak mate rakhi do,

Pachi 10 min garam kari ne thandu padi pi jao

Kanjusi na badha kida mari jase,

Pachi sms karjo…

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Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai…

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Ramta ramta thodi majak thai gai,

Pahela mulakat ane pachi vat thai gai,

Vicharta hata k kevi hase paheli dosti,

Tame malya ane magaj ni to Pathari Fari gai…….

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Chakli Chi Chi kare,

Kagdo Ka ka kare,

Bakri Me Me kare,

Kutro Bho Bho kare,

pan tamara jeva “KANJUS”  SMS na kare…..

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