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Friday, July 6, 2012

Gujarati Jokes SMS


Petrol na bhav vadhva pr bapu bolya:

Apan ne kai farak na pade,
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Pela y hu 100 nu puravto aje y hu 100 nu puravu 6u.

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Hindi picture ma Hero aag majay toye tene kem kai thatu nathi..?
Karan “Hero ushma ane vidhyut no Avahak hoy 6.”
Yaad avyu Gokhelu….?

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Ek Bapu Mumbai aavya,
Chopati par Gaya ne Thodu English Aavdatu Hatu
etle dariyo joine Bolya : “NICE”,
E joine Baa Sarmaya ane Bolya:
“Tame Nahso to huin pan nais”

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1 doctor eni jindgi nu pelu operation kari ne bar avyo,
pachi niche besi mathu upr kri ne bolyo,
‘He meldi ma..! mari peli bhet swikarjo…!!’

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Bapu e khetar khedyu,
Vaniyo : bapu su vavso ?
Bapu : khetar maru,hal maru,khedvanu mare, to tu kon puchva valo?
Vaniyo : saru na ko uge tyare joi laisu.
Bapu : to have vave e bija..!!

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Kai line vadhu vapray 6 jyare apne Friends sate hoie..
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Oye, Kai na bolta ghare ti phone che..!

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Ghor kaliyug…
bus stop pr chokro 1 chokri ne chedto to.
chokri : ghare ma ben nati k su ??
chokro : na
chokri : to chal na yaha time pass kyu karta hai…!!

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Jeni pachal “RU” Ave e badhu J DANGER ZONE ma aave.
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KUTRU,
SASARU,
MACHHRU,
BICHARU,
NOTRU,
VANDARU,
LAFRU,
JAJARU,
ANDHARU ANE BAIRU
Bolo chene.

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Sardar wrong side drive kri ne jato to,
Bau upset hato,
Bolyo Shit aaj pacho late thai gyo,
Badha loko pacha fari rahya 6.

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Teache e kidhu nibandh lakho ‘Jo hu karorpati hou to’
Badha chokra lakhva lagya,
Ek betho to,
Tchr : Km nati lakhto?
Boy : hu mari secretary ni rah jou 6u.
Aane kvay Attitude !!

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Ek Manas e Bapu ne kahyu, ” Mari Patni Devi Che”
Bapu: “Devi to Mare pan che pan koi leva valu nathi”

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Operation krya pachi
dardi – have mane rog mukt thai gyo ne?
othr – beta dr. niche rai gya hu Yamraj chu.

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Santa : me latter lakhyo to pn km mrig ma na avyo?
Banta : mane latter nati malyo.
S : pn latter ma lakhyu tu to khara k latter male k na male tu avi jaje.

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Bapu POSTMAN mate interview aapva gya..
Saval puchhano ke Pruthvi thi Chandra nu antar ketlu?
Bapu: Jo Tya Tapal aapva javanu hoy to Nokri ni 1,2 ne sada 3 ho.

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Goa ni reti ma ek sundar chokri bethi ti,
Ene baju ma bethela chokra ne puchyu km kai bolto nathi ?
Chokra e hasi ne reti ma lakhyu,
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Modha ma mavo 6.

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Bapu car loan leva gaya.
Bapu : mare kya document apva padse ?
Manager : koi j document nai. khali 5 bapu na nam apo jene loan bharpai kari hoy.

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Hu janu 6u k tu mane prem kare 6.
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Hu janu 6u k tu mane prem kare 6.
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TO PACHI TU TARA PAPA THI SU KAM DARE 6.

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Maru haiyu koi pr vari gayu,
Maru haiyu koi pr vari gayu,
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Haiyu gyu tel leva pn aapnu India hari gyu.

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Hu Gandhiji na phota bhega kari rahyo 6u,
to mane tamari help joie 6e,
to ghar ma jetali 50,100,500,1000 ni
note hoy te mane mokalo,…

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Bapu ni deli pase bhikhari jamva beto

Bapu : su karas?

Bhikhari : khau chu

Bapu : rotli kori km khas? Ghi lagadi dau?

Bhikhari: na kal shak garm karva didhu tu e haju nati avyu.

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galibe ena gam ni ek chokri ne malva bolavi pan e modi avi

chokri : I am late

aa sambhali ne galib ne zer chaido ane mandi paido

“falak pe chand sitaro ko nindar aa rahi hai,

Biji no aava no time thai gayo ane tu ab aa rahi hai??”

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Bapu daru pi ne talu kholta ta,

Pan hath dhrujta ta etle khultu natu,

Ek bhai : lavo kholi apu,

Bapu : talu to hu kholi lais tu makan pakad.

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Boy 1: Mara papa to etla Lamba k aakash ma udatu plane pakdi le…

Boy 2: Mara papa pan etla j Lamba che..pan aava Ganda veda na kare..

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Dil na sambandh ne duniya sath nathi aapti,

Kem ke prem ma ghavayela mate 108 nathi aavti.

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Kaka ne kutru karadyu,

Pan kaka hasya, bov hasya,

Hasi hasi ne bevda vali gaya,

Khabar che su km hasya?

Karan k kutru bokhu hatu.

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Hu tara vise vicharu chu,
Ane tu mara vise vichare che,
Eno matlab e che k
Hu ane tu,
Tu ane hu,
Apne bey navra chiye

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Ek ghodo dunagar par chadyo
Tabdik tabdik tabdik,
Ek ghodo dunagar par chadyo
Tabdik tabdik tabdik,
Ane biji baju thi utri gayo
Tabdik tabdik tabdik.

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