Papa – taru result su avyu ?
Son – principal no chokro fail thyo.
Papa – taru ?
Son – pela major no chokro pn fail thyo.
Papa – pn taru su thyu ?
Son – pela Dr no chokro pn
Papa – gadheda hu taru puchu chu.
Son – to tme kya mota prime ministor cho to tamaro
chokro pass thai jay.
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Madam
bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,
madam
bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.
Acp: daya
hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.
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Pal ma
bhulay te prit na kevay,
Aapni yaad na aave te meet na kevay,
Ame tamne prem thi sandesho mokliye,
Ane tane reply na karo a tamari rit na kevay.
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Derasar,
Mandir,
Gurudwara,
Charch,
Masjid
Jya tamari
shradha hoy tya jao pn,
.
.
CHAPPAL to
dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.
----------------------------------------------------
Dr- Tamari
mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,
Kadach ‘
Piva’ thi avu hoy,
Bapu:
Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..
Tamne
‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !
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police –
ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????
bapu – hee ?????????
thodu
vicharya pa6i
To halo
garba chalu karo
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Teacher –
raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata?
Raju –
saheb potpotna ghare thi.
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8888888
8888888
8888888
8888888
su juo cho
??
100 gm
magfadi 6,
foli ne
pachi moklo,
navra j
cho ne….
----------------------------------------------------
Bapu
potanu result joi ne,
.
Wt ???
.
.
hu fail
???
ne e pn
English ma ??
.
.
.
Unpossible…!!
----------------------------------------------
Indian
cinema ma sau ti pela konu email id banyu htu ?
.
Nathi
khabar???
.
Shammi
kapoor,
.
Kmk ene
sauti pela kidhu hatu…
YAHOO….
--------------------------------------------
3 inda
(eggs) niche pdya,
Pn ema thi
2 j futya,
km ?
.
.
.
.
Thay
kyarek evu,
Tame
tension na lo,
Msg fwd
kro..
------------------------------------------
Chikan
masala banava mate apne joise
chikan – 1
kilo,
tameta –
5,
masalo –
packet,
mithu –
svad anusar,
dungli –
hesiat anusar…
------------------------------------------
Rajnikant
ne naresh kanodia vache have dosti thai gai 6,
Have eni
ek gujarati film avani 6,
Name 6 – ”
Shaher no robo ne gam no dobo “
------------------------------------------
Gamda na
premi e premika mate shayri kari,
Su tari
chal ne su tari leela?
Su tari
chal ne su tari leela?
Hu taro
‘TEESMARKHAN’ ne tu mari ‘SHEELA’.
------------------------------------------
Glass
Undho karo to pani bahar Aavse,
.
.
Hu Atyare
FREE Chhu….
.
MSG to
Aava j Aavse…!!
-------------------------------------------
Khatarnak
andhari rat ma,
12 vage…
1 bhoot
bija bhoot ne samjavto hato,
.
Dar nai aa
tara dimag no vahem 6.
Rajnikat
vajnikant jevu kai nathi hotu.
-----------------------------------------------
Sardar
mirror leva gya.
aani su
gurentee 6?
Shopkepr :
aa ne 100 ma floor thi feko to e 99 sudhi futse nai.
Sardar :
wow ! pack kri do.
----------------------------------------------------
Girl :- Hu
mari jaav to.?
Boy :- To
hu Gando thai javu.
Girl :- Tu
beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.?
Boy :- Are
Gandi, GANDO to game te kare….!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------
Dariya
Kinare Beto 6u,
Pawan Nahi
To Pawan Ni Leher To Aavse,
Hu Ena
Prem Ma Padyo 6u,
E Nahi To
Eni Frnd To Avse.
------------------------------------------------
Cha ( Tea)
ni PATTI ne,
( Husband)
PATI ma shu samanta ?
.
.
Bey na
Nasib ma
Ukalvanu,
ne E pan ’Baira’ ..O na Hathe…!
--------------------------------------------------
1 kahevat…
HASYA TENA
GHAR VASYA ‘ Pan aa kahevat par ek sawal 6
GHAR VASYA
PACHHI KETLA HASYA…?
----------------------------------------------------
Su tamne
kyarey shardi thai che ?
Nathi
thai.
Kyarey
nahi thai ?
Sorry ho.
Bhul thai
gai.
Shardi to
nak hoy to thai ne.
-------------------------------------------------
Bapu :
Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,
Mobil
shope walo : Memory card 6?
Bapu : Na
memory card nathi,
Ration
card chalshe..?
-------------------------------------------------
Vakhan
krya to 6okri malkai gai,
Wah Wah,
Vakhan
krya to 6okri malkai gai,
Wah Wah,
ACP bolyo,
Daya pani
ni motar bandh kar taki chalkai gai.
---------------------------------------------------
B: darling
suti hoy to sapnu mokal,
Jagti hoy
to yaad mokal,
Hasti hoy
to khusi mokal,
Radti hoy
to aansu mokal,
G: vasan
ghasu
6u
’AETHAVAD’ moklu.??
---------------------------------------------------
Meg pr
thati vato nu nam chating 6,
Meg pr
thati vato nu nam chating 6,
Sahid say
to John :
Limit ma
reje vini same na joto ema apnu seting 6.
-----------------------------------------------
Daru na
lidhe barbad thayel Bapu e kasam khadi,
Ne ghar
mati daru ni khali botalu fekva lagya,
Peli feki
bolya – tara lidhe mari nokri gai,
Biji feki
– tara lidhe maru ghar gayu,
Triji feki
– tara lidhe mari bairu gyu,
Choti
bhareli nikli,
Kahe tu
side ma avi ja ama taro koi vank nati.
------------------------------------------------
Dr – 3 dat km tuti gya?
Bapu – wife e banaveli sukhdi khadi ti,
Dr – to na padi devay ne,
Bapu – to 32 e 32 pdi jat.
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