Gujarati Funny SMS

Girl: vadal ma tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad na aavathi tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad ni bundo ma tari yaad aave 6…

Boy: Bas bas, khabar 6 tari 6tri mari pase che, moklavi daish bapa….

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Bapu: Hu aapni 25th Aniiversary ma tamne Aandaman Nikobar lai jaish..

Wife: wow! ane 50th Anniversary ma??

Bapu: tane pachhi lai java aavish…

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Teacher- Microsoft products na nam bolo..

Santa – “MS Word, MS Excel, MS Power point”.. thodi var vichari ne pachi…

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MS Dhoni…

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Ravan ne pet ma apacho thai gayo.

doctor pase gayo pn darvaja mathi andar ghusatu natu 10matha nadta hata

receptionist-5 matha bahar muki dyo thodi var mate
ravan 5 matha bahar mukine andar gayo doc ne kahyu,pet ma maja nathi reti
doc-thay j ne! Incoming 10 6e and outgoing 1 k j 6e to.ato rehvanu!

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Petrol pump par

Petrol Pump Attendant : Ketla nu puru?

Me : 10 rs nu nakhi de. aag lagavi che

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1 var bapu bank ma paisa jama karava gya,

Officer – note fateli 6 biji apo,

Bapu – hu mara a.c. ma jama kravu chu fateli hoy k nvi tare su?

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Fulo ma ketla rang hoy 6,
Hava ma ketla tarang hoy 6,
Tamne joya tyare samjayu,
Duniya ma keva keva nang hoy 6.

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Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?

Jivlo – ketie y 6.

Bapu – ena kapda leto av

Jivlo – km bapu?

Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.

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Kabutar bethu dal par,

Aasu padyu rumal par,

Hu fida tari chal par,

Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

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1 sharabi mari rahyo hto.

Bhagvan pragat thya ne puchyu – koi akhri icha?

Sharabi – Prabhu avta janam ma dat bhale 1 j apje pn liver 32 apje.

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Rajni – mari pase nam 6,paisa 6, takat 6,tari pase su 6?

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Naresh kanodia – Bapu, apdi pase to 1000 vigha ma dungli na khetar 6.

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?

Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na

C – Come

O – On

L – Lets

L – Love

E – Every

G – Girl

E – Everyday

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Dabba ma dabbo dabba ma cake,

Dabba ma dabbo dabba ma cake,

Mand mand ek chokri e add kryo ne,

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Kaka valand pase gya.

valand – kaka val ketla tuka rakhu?

kaka – tari kaki na hath ma na ave etla kri nakh.

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Ravan – bidi 6?

Hanuman – nti.

Ram – khotu su krva bole 6 ?

H – Prabhu tme na bolso, ena 10 matha 6, akhu bandle pi jase.

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ati ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.

Patni: km ruvo 6o ?

Pati : aa book no ant khub karun 6e.

Patni: kai book?

Pati: Passbook.

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Santa bakri charavto to.

Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6 ?

S – School lai jav 6u.

B – Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.? aje to Sunday 6.

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Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to ?

to ema ava template hot,

1. Doba call kr.

2. Cigrate leto avje.

3. Pan leto avje.

4. Aav ne tedva.

5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6.

6. Picture jova javu 6 ?

7. Hamna mandi chale 6.

8. Paisa kale api dais paku.

9. Balance nti.

Ane Chelle ??

10. Halti no tha.

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Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6.

Banta – pn hu nai joi sku.

Santa – km?

Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.

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Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?

Sakvalo – 20 na 500

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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.

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Ketlu Saru Hasi Lo 6o,

Ketli Saralta Thi Potana Banavi Lo 6o,

Atlo Sneh Kevi Rite Jatavi Lo 6o,

Koi A Sikhvadyu 6 K Pa6i Mari Nakal Utaro 6o ??

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Teacher- Jo Tame 001 Dial Karo To Shu Thay?

Pin2- police Jip reverse gear ma Aave Biju Shu… ?

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Mari ek vat yad rakhjo,

Jivan ma kai male na male,

2 vastu hamesha hak ti mangi j levi joie,

1- samosa jode extra chatni

2- pani puri khadha pachi kori puri

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Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,

“See u in the evening”

Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,

dhamki kone de 6 ?

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Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,

wah wah..

Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,

Acp – daya taru nak to saf kar andar ketla gunga 6.

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Science vala vichare 6 k gulab kvi rite banyu ?

Arts vala vichare 6 k gulab kvi rite dorvu ?

Pn Commerce vala vichare 6 k gulab kone apvu ?

Its real marketing.

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Gabbar – Ye mobile muje dede Thakurrrrr….

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Thakur – Hal hve hath pag ni masti kare tya sudhi barabr baki mobile ni masti na hoy.

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Premi romantic mood ma,

Darling – Dariya ma hoy ene MOTI kvy,

to aankh ma hoy tene su kvy ?

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Premika – Doba ene MOTIYO kvy.

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