Funny SMS Gujarati

jo kartik calling kartik low budget film hot to ??
enu name su hot ???

kartik miscaling kartik..

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Santa ne Gadheda per Collage javano Shokh..!!!

Thoda varso pachhi Santa ne Ekalu javu padyu……

Puchho Kem….???

Kaaran K,

Gadhedu Graduate thai gayo..!!!

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A teacher to boy: Dharo k tamara left pocket ma 1000rs chhe,

ane right pocket ma 100rs chhe to

tame shu vicharso?

BOY: salu aa pent konu chhe ???

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NAMASKAR ! Aa navri sms seva ma apnu ‘ SWAGAT ‘ 6.

amara sms jo apne game to krupa kari ne ek miss call maro.

jo na game to…baju wala ne ek lafo maro….!!

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Fida chu eni chal par,

Ena gora gora gal par,

Bhale lafo pade mara gal par,

pan aakha gam ne kai dau najar na nakhta mara maal par……

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Aadarsh Jodi mate

Dekhav,Swabhav,Teste k Aakar ,Prakar sarkha hova jaruri nathi…….

for Ex..

Ganthiya n Jalebi…..

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Sapna ma aave che Pari jevi lage che…

fari aave che pari jevi lage che..

fari aave che pari jevi lage che..

Roj roj aave che ….java de ne sali navri lage che….

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Baa – Me aaje talkiz ma PAA movie joyu.
Bapu – Are dobi gai ti to aakhu joi ne j avu hatu ne….

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pappu …………mom have hu school e nai jav …
mom………….kem?
papu……….nokari karis..
mom ……tu 4th standard ma chhe tu kyu kaam karis ..?
papu …….hu 3rd standard ni chhokriyo na tution karis .!

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Moti verana che chock ma,

Moti verana che chock ma,

Eni mala banavi peravish tari dok ma,
Pan aatyare to Patar thok Maaaaaaaa……….

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Bruslee ni pasandgi….

Favourite sabji – Mulee

Favourite nasto – Edlee

Favourite tahevar – Divalee

Favourite actress – Sonalee

Favourite music – Kawalee

Favourite film – Kulee

Favourite prani – Bilee

Favourite dimag – tamaru

Km? karan k khalee…..

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Dil ma koi ni yaad na pagala rahi gaya,
Dil ma koi ni yaad na pagla rahi gaya,
CHAKLA udi gaya ane BAGLA rahi gaya……furr furr

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Dubta Jivan Na Tame Swaas Chho,
Kahu Kem Ke Tame Kaik ‘Khas’ Chho,
Tame Phool Nai Pan Jamin Par Ugta Ghas Chho,
Sachu Kahun Tame 1 Moto Traas Chho…

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Kone kithu Gujarati bhasha seli che???
Khali jagya HA ke NA thi bharo.

1.__Hu mans nathi.

2.__Hu J murakh chhu.

3.__maro koi ilaaj nathi.

4.__Hu J pagal chhu.

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Jo “TITANIC” picture koi gujarati director banave to enu naam su rakhe ?

“Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma “

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savare uthine karava jeva agatyana 3 kam.

1. prabhu ne yad karo jethi tame jivi shako…..
2. mane sms karo jethi hu jivi shaku….
3. sabu daine nahi lyo,jethi loko gv shake…..

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Ramta ramta thodi majak thai gai,

Pahela mulakat ane pachi vat thai gai,

Vicharta hata k kevi hase paheli dosti,

Tame malya ane magaj ni to Pathari Fari gai…….

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Chakli Chi Chi kare,

Kagdo Ka ka kare,

Bakri Me Me kare,

Kutro Bho Bho kare,

pan tamara jeva “KANJUS”  SMS na kare…..

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