SMS Gujarati Jokes

1st April na 1 Chokro eni mummy ne,

Mummy Mummy kitchen ma nokar nokrani ne kiss kari rahyo che,

Mummy : Hamna eni san thekane lavu chu.

Boy : HA HA HA…April Fool…

E to papa che…

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Teacher – hajri puru chu..

Chagan..

Yes.

Magan..

Yes.

Chotu..

Yes.

Gadheda..

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Gadheda..

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Button su dabave che Yes bol tari vari che…

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1satya – tame tamara hotho ne tamari jibh ti touch nathi kari sakta.

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2satya –  aa vanchi ne tamara jeva 99.99 % loko check kari ne jose..

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Every second God remembers u,

Every minute God bless u,

Every hour God cares for u,

Beause every day I pray to God that

“Magaj Vinanu Parcel che Sachavje Prabhu”

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1sardar – 100 rs pr lakhelo no dial karto to,

2sardar – aa su kare che?

1sardar – jou chu k Gandhi ji to gaya pan eno mobile koni pase che.??

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Have pachi mara cell per 1 pan sms joie nai….

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Avu tamne koi divas kidhu che???

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To pachi sms kem mokalta nathi ???

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Jo tamare pragati karvi hoy too..,,
tO
To

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TO

karo ne ema kai khotu nati……..

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Zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne,

Tamari aa ada kem na game amne,

Ek prashna thay mara man ma,

Prem ma chho tame, ke vahem ma chiye ame…

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nahak aa badhi velio asmane che pugi,

nahak aa badhi velio asmane che pugi,!,

jeno nasho amne chde e draksh kya che ugi.? !!!!!

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Ek Super Sher…..

Tamari pase hoy to send karo ne yar……….

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Nazar thi nazar male to puch jo kem che?

Nazar jukavi hase to samjo prem che,

Pan…

Kamar zukavi “Sandal” utare to samjo k

Bhagvu pade tem che…

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Chand ne lavu tara chok ma,

Gulab ni pakhdi lagavu tara hoth ma,

Hira no har paheravu tari dok ma,

Pan hamna tu mari pattar thok ma…

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3 sardar picnic par gaya

Tya jai ne yad avyu “Papsi” bhuli gaya

Naki karyu k sauti nano sardar jai ne pepsi lai ave,

Nano sardar : hu 1 shart par jais,

Tame loko mara ava sudi samosa nai khao

Sardar : thik che

2 kalak thai gya, 3 kalak thai gya,

Nano sardar na avyo.

Sardar e vicharyu have samosa khai leva joie jya samosu upadyu

Nano sardar jad par thi bolyo jo avu karso to hu nai jau…

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News joya ???

Amdavad ma baraf padyo…. setelite ma….

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1 manas cycle pr baraf lai ne jato hato…….

carrier dhilu hatu…..baraf padyo….

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Khobo bhari ne vahal moklu chu,

Dil thi Dil no sawal moklu chu,

Aaj nathi tamaro msg k call,

Kem yad nathi avti k pachi tamara mate thoda kaju badam moklu…….

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Bruslee ni pasandgi

Favourite sabji – Mulee

Favourite nasto – Edlee

Favourite tahevar – Divalee

Favourite actress – Sonalee

Favourite music – Kawalee

Favourite film – Kulee

Favourite prani – Bilee

Favourite dimag – tamaru

Km? karan k khalee…..

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Ek bhai ni patni khovai gai ,

Tethi te bhagvan ram ne prathna karto hato,,

Bhagvane darshan api ne kidhu,

Baju ma hanuman ji nu mandir che tya ja,

Mari patni khovai gait yare hanuman ji e j tene sodhi api hati..

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Ubta jivan na tame swas cho..

Kahu kem k tame kaik khas cho..

Tame phul nahi pan jamin par ugtu ghas cho…

Sachu j kahu to tame ek moto tras cho…

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Makan ne nathi nariya,

Chappal ne nathi tariya,

Ferve gaam na gariya,

Pachi gane jail na saliya,

To pan bhai sahib bole aapne to moje dariya…

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Haiya ma ham rakhu chu,

Dil ma taru nam rakhu chu,

Tari yad ma dukhe che maru mathu tyare,

khisa ma ZANDU bam rakhu chu.

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Bapu bidi pita hata..
magan: bapu tamari bidi mathi dhumada kem nathi nikalta..
bapu: te na nikle aa to CNG bidi chee..ha..ha..ha

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Bhikhari ………sheth 12 rupiya aapo ne coffee piva javi chhe

sheth ….12 rupiya kem ..coffee na to 6 rs ..j chhe

bhikhari ….pan saheb girlfreind pan bhegi chhe..

sheth ……bhikhari thaine gf..?

bhikhari …..sheth …girlfriend e bhaikhari banavi didho ……

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Ek glas thandu pani lo

Ema limda na ful nakho,

2 kalak mate rakhi do,

Pachi 10 min garam kari ne thandu padi pi jao

Kanjusi na badha kida mari jase,

Pachi sms karjo…

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Kale badhi school , colleges , offices ma raja hase,

Badha ne kahi do..

Karan : rozy miss no kutro mari gayo…aaaooooo…

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Bhakt : baba koi evi nokri batavo jya kam na karvu pade, loko enu kam jate kare ane mane paisa pan de.

Baba : ja beta SULABH SAUCHALAY…

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Sardar pariksa room na darvaje ubha ubha paper lakhta hata,

Koi e puchyu ahi darvaja par exam kem aapo cho ?

Sardar : are bevkuf aa entrance exam che..

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Santa ek makan ne hotel mani andar ghusya ane jor thi boom mari ne order apyo : ek lassi lavjo..

Tya table pachal bethel manase kahyu : shhhh…aa library che..

Santa e mafi magi ane dhime thi kahyu : ek lassi lavjo…

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Tarak maheta special..

Unche ped pe ugta hai papita,

Unche ped pe ugta hai papita,

Jetha no favourite maal che babita…

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Shastro ma lakhyu che k pati patni rath na 2 paida saman che,

Be mathi ek ne taklif thay to rath chali sake nahi,

Etle kahyu che k Spair Wheel taiyar rakho.

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