Petrol na bhav vadhva pr bapu bolya:
Apan ne kai farak na pade,
.
.
.
Pela y hu 100 nu puravto aje y hu 100 nu puravu 6u.
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Hindi
picture ma Hero aag majay toye tene kem kai thatu nathi..?
Karan “Hero ushma ane vidhyut no Avahak hoy 6.”
Yaad avyu
Gokhelu….?
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Ek Bapu
Mumbai aavya,
Chopati
par Gaya ne Thodu English Aavdatu Hatu
etle
dariyo joine Bolya : “NICE”,
E joine
Baa Sarmaya ane Bolya:
“Tame
Nahso to huin pan nais”
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1 doctor
eni jindgi nu pelu operation kari ne bar avyo,
pachi
niche besi mathu upr kri ne bolyo,
‘He meldi
ma..! mari peli bhet swikarjo…!!’
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Bapu e
khetar khedyu,
Vaniyo :
bapu su vavso ?
Bapu :
khetar maru,hal maru,khedvanu mare, to tu kon puchva valo?
Vaniyo :
saru na ko uge tyare joi laisu.
Bapu : to
have vave e bija..!!
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Kai line
vadhu vapray 6 jyare apne Friends sate hoie..
.
.
.
.
Oye, Kai
na bolta ghare ti phone che..!
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Ghor
kaliyug…
bus stop
pr chokro 1 chokri ne chedto to.
chokri :
ghare ma ben nati k su ??
chokro :
na
chokri :
to chal na yaha time pass kyu karta hai…!!
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Jeni
pachal “RU” Ave e badhu J DANGER ZONE ma aave.
.
.
.
.
KUTRU,
SASARU,
MACHHRU,
BICHARU,
NOTRU,
VANDARU,
LAFRU,
JAJARU,
SASARU,
MACHHRU,
BICHARU,
NOTRU,
VANDARU,
LAFRU,
JAJARU,
ANDHARU ANE BAIRU
Bolo
chene.
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Sardar
wrong side drive kri ne jato to,
Bau upset
hato,
Bolyo Shit
aaj pacho late thai gyo,
Badha loko
pacha fari rahya 6.
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Teache e
kidhu nibandh lakho ‘Jo hu karorpati hou to’
Badha
chokra lakhva lagya,
Ek betho
to,
Tchr : Km
nati lakhto?
Boy : hu
mari secretary ni rah jou 6u.
Aane kvay
Attitude !!
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Ek Manas e
Bapu ne kahyu, ” Mari Patni Devi Che”
Bapu:
“Devi to Mare pan che pan koi leva valu nathi”
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Operation
krya pachi
dardi –
have mane rog mukt thai gyo ne?
othr –
beta dr. niche rai gya hu Yamraj chu.
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Santa : me
latter lakhyo to pn km mrig ma na avyo?
Banta :
mane latter nati malyo.
S : pn
latter ma lakhyu tu to khara k latter male k na male tu avi jaje.
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Bapu
POSTMAN mate interview aapva gya..
Saval puchhano ke Pruthvi thi Chandra nu antar ketlu?
Saval puchhano ke Pruthvi thi Chandra nu antar ketlu?
Bapu: Jo
Tya Tapal aapva javanu hoy to Nokri ni 1,2 ne sada 3 ho.
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Goa ni
reti ma ek sundar chokri bethi ti,
Ene baju
ma bethela chokra ne puchyu km kai bolto nathi ?
Chokra e
hasi ne reti ma lakhyu,
.
.
.
Modha ma
mavo 6.
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Bapu car
loan leva gaya.
Bapu :
mare kya document apva padse ?
Manager :
koi j document nai. khali 5 bapu na nam apo jene loan bharpai kari hoy.
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Hu janu 6u
k tu mane prem kare 6.
.
Hu janu 6u
k tu mane prem kare 6.
.
TO PACHI
TU TARA PAPA THI SU KAM DARE 6.
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Maru haiyu
koi pr vari gayu,
Maru haiyu
koi pr vari gayu,
.
.
Haiyu gyu
tel leva pn aapnu India hari gyu.
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Hu
Gandhiji na phota bhega kari rahyo 6u,
to mane
tamari help joie 6e,
to ghar ma
jetali 50,100,500,1000 ni
note hoy
te mane mokalo,…
------------------------------------------
Bapu ni
deli pase bhikhari jamva beto
Bapu : su
karas?
Bhikhari :
khau chu
Bapu :
rotli kori km khas? Ghi lagadi dau?
Bhikhari:
na kal shak garm karva didhu tu e haju nati avyu.
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galibe ena
gam ni ek chokri ne malva bolavi pan e modi avi
chokri : I
am late
aa
sambhali ne galib ne zer chaido ane mandi paido
“falak
pe chand sitaro ko nindar aa rahi hai,
Biji no
aava no time thai gayo ane tu ab aa rahi hai??”
----------------------------------------------
Bapu daru
pi ne talu kholta ta,
Pan hath
dhrujta ta etle khultu natu,
Ek bhai :
lavo kholi apu,
Bapu :
talu to hu kholi lais tu makan pakad.
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Boy 1:
Mara papa to etla Lamba k aakash ma udatu plane pakdi le…
Boy 2:
Mara papa pan etla j Lamba che..pan aava Ganda veda na kare..
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Dil na
sambandh ne duniya sath nathi aapti,
Kem ke
prem ma ghavayela mate 108 nathi aavti.
----------------------------------------------
Kaka ne
kutru karadyu,
Pan kaka
hasya, bov hasya,
Hasi hasi
ne bevda vali gaya,
Khabar che
su km hasya?
Karan k
kutru bokhu hatu.
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Hu tara
vise vicharu chu,
Ane tu
mara vise vichare che,
Eno matlab
e che k
Hu ane tu,
Tu ane hu,
Apne bey
navra chiye
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Ek ghodo
dunagar par chadyo
Tabdik
tabdik tabdik,
Ek ghodo
dunagar par chadyo
Tabdik
tabdik tabdik,
Ane biji baju
thi utri gayo
Tabdik
tabdik tabdik.
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