SMS Jokes in Gujarati

Jya dill ave 6 tya duniya nade 6,

Jya prit male 6 tya potana nade 6,

Su kahu ?

Thay che icha INNOVA levani pan

LUNA na baki hapta nade che.

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Shayri lakhvi kai masti nathi,

Shayri karvi kai sasti nati,

Je chokri hasti nati,

Samjo k te brush ghasti nti…

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Bapu AK47 lai ne darvaje ubha.

Ba : bapu kai baju halya?

Bapu : vagh no sikhar karva.

Ba : to jao ne

Bapu : kvi rite jau bahar kutru ubhu che…

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Kyarek ene mari prit samjai jase,

Tyare hraday tenu munjai jase,

Pachi sodhse mane aakha sansar ma,

Pn tya sudi ma to maru bije gothvai jase..

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Prem koi karta nath,Prem to thai jay che,

Zindgi ma prem sachvay to naseeb sara che,

Nai to be premika ni aankho maj,

Premi na sarnama vikhai jay chhe…

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kem cho ?

kem cho ?

kem cho ?

kem cho ?

MAZAMA ne etlu j puchvu tu………

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Santa ne Gadheda per Collage javano Shokh..!!!

Thoda varso pachhi Santa ne Ekalu javu padyu……

Puchho Kem….???

Kaaran K,

Gadhedu Graduate thai gayo..!

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Gami te mali nahi,

mali te faavi nahi,

Favi teni sathe maja aavi nahi,

Ane maja aavi te kayam mate rahi nahi,

TENU NAM J NAUKRI[JOB]

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Bapu cycle ni break lai ne nachta hata…

Koi e puchyu bapu aa su karo cho??

Bapu : Break Dance….

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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,

tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.

Hu vicharu chhu betho betho

ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe

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Britishar : tame badha bhartiya kem juda juda rang na ? juo ame badha white !

Kalam : ghoda o juda juda rang  na hoy che pan gadheda o ek j rang na hoy che..

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Girl : nayan ne bandh rakhi ne me jyare tamne joya che.

Boy: kal thi thapo na ramva avti chal hat chetar..

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Ek bus ma college ni badhi girls chadi gai ne bus full,

Conductor : no more..

Bapu : wah dhel dhel badhi chadavi ne  ame avya to no mor ..!!

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Fatela ,

Tutela,

Nava,

Juna,

Sara

Badha j prakar na

Sms mobile no 909090909 per swikar va ma avse.

(amari biji koi shakha nathi)

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Prem

Ishq

Mahobbat

Ane

Stock market

Ema to evu che ne k

Favi gaya to

Harshad mehta

Nai to

Narsih maheta…

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Tuje na thi mere payar ki khabr

Wah wah

Tuje na thi mere payar ki khabr

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Diagram galat ho gaya rabbar de rabbar..

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Road banavya pachi R.M.C. e phari ti khodyo khado,

Road banavya pachi R.M.C. e phari ti khodyo khado,

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Na aana is desh mai meri lado…

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Aaj ni chokri o ne ekj problem,

Dhoti vala gamta nathi,

Jeans vala sara hota nati,

N.R.I. malta nathi,

Ane “Mara” jeva sidha chokrao prem ma padta nathi..

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Na yar e vat nati me ene pela pn kidu tu k mari sate vat na kar,

Ene ketli var na padi che pn toy e manti j nati.

Ane tane khabr che ene su karyu?

Ene potana bhai na name ti mane gift pn mokli,

Hu sachu kau chu biju kon mokle?

E j hase tu j k sauti vadhu herani to mane e vat ni thay che

K loko ketla kharab che,.

Etla dhyan thi akho msg vanche che k

Jane maro koi serect msg bhul thi send thai gayo hoy,

Ha ha ha ….bakra…

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Bhoot rat ko viraniyo me q ghumta hai ??

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Java do ne yar e tamari personal matter 6e..

Jya Marji pade faro..

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Ranubha: bapu uto bhukamp aivo se,

Akhu ghar hale se,

Natubha: ala chani muni no hui ja,

Ghar pade to makan malik nu apne to bhadut 6iye..

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Santa : kam vali shanti ne bolav

Wife : kem?

Santa : doctr e kidhu che rate dava lai ne santi sate sui javanu..

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1970 ni mummy ena chokra ne

Apana dharm ni chokri sate lagan karje,

1980 apna gyati ni,

1990 apna level ni,

2000 apna desh ni,

2010 haram khor lagan chokri sate j karje..

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Chahat ne hu mara dil ma j rakhu chu,

Ansu ne nayan thi alag rakhu chu,

Virah ma Milan ni zankhna to juo,

Mane bhuli janar ni hu “Waat” lagadi dau chu..

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GEB ma vacancy che,

Pagar 42,600/- nokri karvi hoy to javab apjo

Mahenat nu kam nati

Bas vijli na taro par bhinu kapdu mari dhul saf karvani che…

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Prem kare e manvi samju kahevay,

Prem kari ne nibhave e samajdar kahevay,

Ane je prem kari ne muki de e samji gyo kahevay.

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Tari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,
Tari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,

Tu Maari Garodi Ane Hu Tari Bhit..

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Prem ni kimat mane have samjay che,

Haiyu man ma ne man ma harkhay che,

Hu betho chu eni sathe nadi kinare,

Ne joyu to mari beti ekli ekli j sing chana khay che..

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Msg nathi,

K time nati,

K skim nati,

K mokalwa nathi,

K danat nathi,

K ras nathi,

K balance nathi,

K aavadtu nathi,

K covrage nathi,

To feki do aa dablu…..

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Unala ma Bajri ne Shiyala ma kapas,

Wah Wah !!

Unala ma bajri ne Shiyala ma kapas,

Wah Wah !!

Gori tari yad ma 3 ma Napas… !!!

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